Robertson Fantasy Works

I just got back from the theater. I thought about it a lot on my way home, and I'm not sure where to begin. I'm not going to discuss spoilers, so don't worry. So, Jojo Rabbit. Where do I begin? Well it takes place in Nazi Germany and our main character Jojo is a member of the Hitler Youth. Oh yeah, his imaginary friend is Hitler (played by Taika Watiti). Because I feel the movie is so powerful I don't want to say any more about the story. The cast is absolutely fantastic. Roman Griffin Davis as Jojo gives an incredibly performance. I think he is going to go far as an actor. Taika Watiti as Adolf is an absolute riot. He really nails what a ten year old boy would think of Hitler. Thomasin McKenzie as Elsa is amazing. She is completely believable as a scared young girl who is also very intelligent and cunning. Scarlett Johansson is delightful as a single mother trying to raise her son. Sam Rockwell as Captain Klenzendorf was one of my favourite characters. You can tell

So, this is more of a list than an article. But I've noticed in various forms of media some (probably nitpicky things) that pull me out of a show, movie, or book. Because of this, I have developed a list of things to avoid while writing a medieval styled fantasy story. People do not sing, they chant. Swords sing. (If you want to be poetic) A sword has a blade length of ~25-30". A long sword could have a blade length of ~33"-43". A great sword would have a blade length of ~48"+ Swords are dangerous and inflict terrible injuries. There are plenty of videos of sword tests on line.  Example A warrior "lays upon the enemy" (If you want to be poetic) Arrows are not "fired", they are "loosed" Haybales do  not  exist; hay stacks do. Hay bales are a product of the Industrial Revolution Axes and spears are more common than swords.  They are cheap to make and easy to learn to use. Also, everyone has an axe to cut wood.